 How
about a Toothy Tickle!
What did the judge say to the dentist?
"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing
but the tooth?"
What time do you go to the dentist?
Tooth-Hurty!
Why did the male deer go to the orthodontist?
He wanted to get his buck-teeth fixed.
What is a dental hygienist’s favourite ride at the
fair?
The "fluo"ride.
What does a dentist call x-rays?
Tooth-pics
What did the vampire say to his dental hygienist
after she finished cleaning his teeth?
Fang you very much!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
 To
get his teeth crowned!
What do porcupines say when they kiss?
Ouch!
What do you call it when archaeologists go
exploring for fossil teeth?
A molar expedition.
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